”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning
what real mens activists look like (see more here)
Just so you know, I love all of you.
why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything
and then you can be that couple that gets in everyone’s way and makes them angry
life sucks when you’re not dating me
If you are insecure, guess what? The rest of the world is, too. Do not overestimate the competition and underestimate yourself. You are better than you think.